To whom it may concern,
I am writing this letter to inquire about the return policy that your CEO mentioned during a recent press conference at your corporate headquarters. I hope this correspondence will adequately express my displeasure with your product.
When a package labeled “White People” arrived at my doorstep in 1609, I was very confused. I knew …
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