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The Wake-Up Call: Return to Sender

Donald Trump essentially told Somali immigrants to go back to Africa. So can we return white people if we still have the receipts?

To whom it may concern,

I am writing this letter to inquire about the return policy that your CEO mentioned during a recent press conference at your corporate headquarters. I hope this correspondence will adequately express my displeasure with your product.

When a package labeled “White People” arrived at my doorstep in 1609, I was very confused. I knew …

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