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We Interviewed the 'Paid Agitator' Donald Trump Keeps Mentioning

The elusive leader has a long record of agitating, domestic terrorism and "divisive rhetoric."

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Michael Harriot
Jan 30, 2026
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Donald Trump was not afraid to call out the people who were responsible after an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot non-immigrant Renee Good while not enforcing U.S. immigration or customs laws. When two border patrol agents shot Alex Pretti 314 miles away from the United States border, the whitesplainer-in-chief continued his crusade for accountability.

If you are one of the well-informed people who get your news from objective journalists such as Stephen A. Smith (who goes by his Omega Psi Phi line name “Negro Joe Rogan”), Abby Phillip sidekick Scott Jennings or the Bari Weiss-led Caucasian Broadcast System for Normalizing and Enhancing White Supremacy (CBS NEWS), you already know who is behind the recent killings in Minneapolis, Minn.

According to Trump, one violent gang is responsible for two-thirds of Minneapolis’ homicides this year:

Paid agitators.

None of the most distinguished news outlets has even bothered to fact-check Trump (to be fair, Bari Weiss probably used the fact-checking budget to hire the new investigative correspondent, Alex Jones). Instead of dismissing these obviously well-informed conclusions, ContrabandCamp decided to look into the allegations levied by the self-proclaimed “chief law enforcement officer of the country.”

After scouring the underground network of anti-Trump organizers for hundreds of seconds, we met with the elusive Latifah Jackson, CEO of Agitators Inc. a little-known company that trains crisis actors, Deep State employees and 63.2% of Woke Mob participants.

Hi, I’m Michael Harriot on assignment for ContrabandCamp. Thank you for sitting down with us. Are you willing to share your name?

Sure. My name is Latifah Jackson, but everyone calls me Aunt Tifah.

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