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Throwback Thursday: The 7 Habits of Highly Enjoyable White People

It's time to honor the upstanding citizens of white America.

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Michael Harriot
Jun 12, 2025
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This post appeared on NegusWhoRead on May 24, 2016.

Sometimes we get so mired in the morass of the Kardashians and Dolezals of the world that we sometimes forget about one of the most pleasurable and appealing subsets of the Caucasian population:

Cool-ass white people.

Even if you graduated from Dr. Umar’s Institute for Hotep Arts, yo…

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