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Vajra Kilgour's avatar

The purpose of us maintaining decorum is so the alligators may dine on us in holy peace and their digestion will not run the risk of being upset.

But "whitely" should have been the word of the year.

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FD's avatar

Just....just brilliant.

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Myra Donnelley's avatar

Thank you for noting that Sinema stole the labor and votes of people like me (and in my case I donated money to her campaign as well) and then claimed she owed us nothing. She "represented all the people of Arizona", just not those who canvassed and gave money and VOTED for her. No, it turned out she actually only represented the cabal of Republican donors who rightly smelled a turncoat who could be cheaply bought with trips to vineyards and time off for important marathon training runs in the fancy sneakers she was denied as a child. That woman was an out and out bitch. And she illegally used Americorps kids in her campaign.

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Katrina's avatar

Goodness, the way you always tie it all together. Cause I didn’t know where you were going with the alligator sentiment haha

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N King Prather's avatar

I’m making “Jesus Kyrsten Christ!” my go to.

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Fuck her with a corncob cock.

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johnny's avatar

Achievement Unlocked: Oddly Specific

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