“Is ‘Mikenificent’ too long for a nickname?” I asked. “How about ‘Mikey the Maniac?’”
“Too long,” Crunch replied semi-seriously. “They’ll just shorten it to ‘Maniac,’ and you’ll scare the hoes.”
“You’re right,” I conceded. “I don’t want to scare the hoes.”
“What hoes?” Crunch said, laughing. “You ain’t got no hoes. And you don’t get to choose your…
